REXBURG CRAIGSLIST: “Meat My Goat”

by Dallan Wright
I came across this ad via Craigslist and it gave me pause. Ever since I watched “My Big Fat Greek Wedding,” I’ve wanted to walk through the doors of my house with a slaughtered goat in my arms, have my wife cheer me on, and kiss both my cheeks. Is that so wrong?
My brother just got into the goat game but his are so small I don’t think I’d get the full effect. Please, someone make this dream come true in your own life and buy this guys goat.





