REXBURG JOBS: “Dance Monkey, Dance”
Submitted by dallan.wright on December 28, 2009 – 1:40 pm4 Comments
photo: Natalie Wright
by Dallan Wright
Dance party at work every day. (Rexburg)
Date: 2009-12-23, 11:15AM MST
Reply to: job-azq9h-1522644621@craigslist.org
Costumed characters wanted to promote local business 3-4 days / week
Free hot chocolate and soup during shift. Listen to your own music all shift.
Male and Female. Energy and Enthusiasm a must!Location: Rexburg
Compensation: $7.50plus April bonus
This is a part-time job.
If that’s the going rate for someone to dance on the corner, I may have someone set up shop outside my house and wave a sign about how awesome I am. I’ve spent money on less fulfilling things.
I always wondered how much those guys made. If it’s Stephen’s hot chocolate, I’d sign up.
Jamba Juice’s Banana Man is only cool if he can really rock out. I’ve seen some that were just…OK. But if he really loves to rock, I’ll buy Jamba.
I think if you bring extra skills to the job you should make more per hour. Let’s say an extra dollar if you can do the robot, 2 if you break-dance on cardboard, and 3 if you do both in hammer pants.
To go along with your headline, if I saw the Jamba Juice Banana and the Liberty Tax Services Statue of Liberty competing for prime sidewalk space, I would think to myself “I think they’re break dance fighting.”
(at least I THINK the “Dance Monkey, Dance” was from “Zoolander.” If not, my whole set-up and punchline are for naught.)